Hey, my name is Theodosius. I'm a visual artist from Delaware that really just enjoys live music. I make zines to express myself and show love for local bands that I enjoy. I am definitely not a vampire, and I am not watching you through your window at this very moment. That would be silly.

FAQ:

"WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILLPISS?"

Killpiss is me. Killpiss is you. Okay, it's mostly me. Don't worry about it.

Killpiss is a username I've had for years now. It's completely unmonetizable by big business standards, and I love it. I've grown so attached to it I refuse to let it go. Also, I kill piss for a living. It's a lifestyle. You wouldn't get it.